“You’re the Joe Quesada to my Spider-man!”
“Well now you’re just being hurtful.”
What are you talking about, I’ve got the Absent Grimoire right here! Actually that reminds me, I should check to see if there’s any new information about that King of Wo -
90s Kid I sWEAR TO GOD
THANK you, Margaret. As a matter of fact, I’ve been busy doing VERY important work.
…I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT.
Um…what are you talking about? I mean I guess I’m a magical MAN, technically, since I use magic, but I don’t know any “Kyubey,” and I certainly don’t remember getting any abilities from him.
But speaking of “magical girls,” that reminds me of something strange that happened on my journey to restore my magic…
And after some VERY creative swearing, Jesuotaku ran off. But not before warning me not to make any deals with adorable critters, which I thought was oddly specific advice…
((The completely unnecessary sequel to this.))