THANK you, Margaret. As a matter of fact, I’ve been busy doing VERY important work.

…I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT.

Um…what are you talking about? I mean I guess I’m a magical MAN, technically, since I use magic, but I don’t know any “Kyubey,” and I certainly don’t remember getting any abilities from him.

But speaking of “magical girls,” that reminds me of something strange that happened on my journey to restore my magic…

And after some VERY creative swearing, Jesuotaku ran off. But not before warning me not to make any deals with adorable critters, which I thought was oddly specific advice…

((The completely unnecessary sequel to this.))

GREAT, now I have to spray the apartment for mustaches…

…Okay, Spoony has informed me that he is NOT pregnant with my baby or anyone else’s. He then proceded to VERY sarcastically explain the “birds and the bees” to me.

Laugh all you want, but with my life the way it is, Spoony carrying my child is one of the least weirdest things that could happen!

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Gee, that sounded a lot like the Entity!
Which is COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS because it’s DEAD HA HA HA
Right??
Right.
I mean, it can’t come back.
I’ve worked so hard to become stronger and smarter so I can protect myself and those I care about, but none of that matters if IT comes back…