Ask Linkara

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 08:00:44 -0800

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 08:00:00 -0800

((I looked through my messages and didn’t see your question, so you might want to send it...

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 09:46:07 -0800

((I looked through my messages and didn’t see your question, so you might want to send it again. Unless you’re saying that you’re one of the TGWTG askblogs, in which case you’ll have to remind me which one you are.))

((I should take this opportunity to say to everyone that I have a butt-load of messages and that I have no particular order when it comes to answering them, so it may take a while for me to get to your question. Also there are some questions I just won’t answer because I can’t think of anything funny or interesting to say/draw. Or it’ll be an actual SERIOUS question that you would ask the real Linkara at a convention, like “what do you think about such and such comic?” Why would you do that?? Go hit up his twitter or tumblr, he’s usually pretty nice about answering random questions!))

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 08:00:40 -0800

You just wait, Spoony. You may sit upon your throne now, but one day I will be there to take my...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 18:29:37 -0800

You just wait, Spoony. You may sit upon your throne now, but one day I will be there to take my rightful place as the guy who has made the most Thunderdome jokes! After all, as they say: two men enter, one man leaves…

THANK you, Margaret. As a matter of fact, I’ve been busy doing VERY important...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 08:00:56 -0800

THANK you, Margaret. As a matter of fact, I’ve been busy doing VERY important work.

…I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT.

Um…what are you talking about? I mean I guess I’m a magical MAN, technically, since I...

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 08:13:00 -0800

Um…what are you talking about? I mean I guess I’m a magical MAN, technically, since I use magic, but I don’t know any “Kyubey,” and I certainly don’t remember getting any abilities from him.

But speaking of “magical girls,” that reminds me of something strange that happened on my journey to restore my magic…

And after some VERY creative swearing, Jesuotaku ran off. But not before warning me not to make any deals with adorable critters, which I thought was oddly specific advice…

((The completely unnecessary sequel to this.))

GREAT, now I have to spray the apartment for mustaches…

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 07:09:14 -0800

GREAT, now I have to spray the apartment for mustaches…

Good morning, everyone! ^_^

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 08:39:33 -0800

askthemagicgungirl:

dude90skid:

askthefinevoicebabe:

dude90skid:

asklinkara:

Gosh I had a good sleep, I better write that dream down before I forget it! :D Is anyone else up yet? Harvey? 90s Kid -

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE!?

*Yawns* Oh, right, that. Uh, I think I accidentally ate a pot brownie someone left on the doorstep last night. And I’m not sure about Harvey, but I think he was on something, too. Oh, and I met god.

Was that God?

Oi…. what’s that crap playin’ on the stereo? And why do I have crayon wax on my nose?

Well, if it wasn’t god, I don’t know WHO it was…

No, 90’s Kid, you didn’t meet God. You were high because of marijuana! And now that you’re okay again, we need to have a discussion about this. Promise me you’ll never ever take marijuana again. Ever! It’s bad for you and it’ll make you a bad person!

Linkara, I’m pretty sure that Mechakara keeps delivering us all of his trash or something. That, or it was all part of his revenge for everything that happened in Silent Hill. Probably both, actually. Geez…this is even worse than the Pokemon omelette. At least that only smelled bad.

…I think we all learned an important lesson today. Part of that lesson is that Mechakara needs a freaking hobby.

But the other part is this: whether there truly are mysterious forces that guide our lives or not, at the end of the day, I believe we ALL write our own stories. But when you let DRUGS rule your life, you become nothing more than a puppet. And that’s no good.

Good morning, everyone! ^_^

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 08:18:55 -0800

askthefinevoicebabe:

dude90skid:

asklinkara:

Gosh I had a good sleep, I better write that dream down before I forget it! :D Is anyone else up yet? Harvey? 90s Kid -

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE!?

*Yawns* Oh, right, that. Uh, I think I accidentally ate a pot brownie someone left on the doorstep last night. And I’m not sure about Harvey, but I think he was on something, too. Oh, and I met god.

Was that God?

Oi…. what’s that crap playin’ on the stereo? And why do I have crayon wax on my nose?

…Harvey, you’re grounded too.

Good morning, everyone! ^_^

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 08:18:00 -0800

dude90skid:

asklinkara:

Gosh I had a good sleep, I better write that dream down before I forget it! :D Is anyone else up yet? Harvey? 90s Kid -

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE!?

*Yawns* Oh, right, that. Uh, I think I accidentally ate a pot brownie someone left on the doorstep last night. And I’m not sure about Harvey, but I think he was on something, too. Oh, and I met god.

You WHAT? Harvey WHAT!? You met - WHAT!?!??

Oh, I see now. You broke the fourth wall. 90s Kid that is EXTREMELY dangerous, what if somebody had been atop it!?

Okay Nimue, get a force field over this while we try to patch it up as quickly as possible. Oh and 90s Kid? You’re grounded until further notice.

Good morning, everyone! ^_^

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 07:31:39 -0800

Gosh I had a good sleep, I better write that dream down before I forget it! :D Is anyone else up yet? Harvey? 90s Kid -

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE!?

…Okay, Spoony has informed me that he is NOT pregnant with my baby or anyone else’s. He...

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 08:00:43 -0800

…Okay, Spoony has informed me that he is NOT pregnant with my baby or anyone else’s. He then proceded to VERY sarcastically explain the “birds and the bees” to me.

Laugh all you want, but with my life the way it is, Spoony carrying my child is one of the least weirdest things that could happen!

…Well. That happened. Man, how long were even gone? It FEELS like a month, but that’s...

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 20:30:36 -0700

…Well. That happened. Man, how long were even gone? It FEELS like a month, but that’s impossible -

What - it’s HALLOWEEN? Oh my God, I gotta get candy!

Linkara bolts out the door.

Come on, we’ve almost got her!Linkara fires one more blast from the Dragon Dagger!

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 19:41:49 -0700

Come on, we’ve almost got her!
Linkara fires one more blast from the Dragon Dagger!

What you’re doing is wrong. These people have been punished enough, it’s time for you...

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 19:24:06 -0700

What you’re doing is wrong. These people have been punished enough, it’s time for you to let them go!

Linkara blasts her with energy from his Dragon Dagger!

askthemagicgungirl: Ask Linkara: No, Margaret…I think that thing really IS you. No, listen,...

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 18:39:00 -0700

askthemagicgungirl:

Ask Linkara: No, Margaret…I think that thing really IS you. No, listen, listen,…
asklinkara:

No, Margaret…I think that thing really IS you. No, listen, listen, hear me out - whatever you’re seeing when you look at that monster right now, I’m seeing a very angry, very sad little girl who was betrayed by her parents and now has to make everyone as miserable as she is.

I’ve been…

…

Oh.

…So, basically, it’s like a super-Dolorem, because it wants everyone to get hurt, not just you. Right?

Well, thanks for making me see the truth before I did…something that I would regret. Let’s just kick her ass already.

Right!

Okay you monster, you may be some nightmarish symbolic representation of rage and punishment or whatever but I AM A MAN!!!

Linkara punches the not-margaret!

No, Margaret…I think that thing really IS you. No, listen, listen, hear me out - whatever...

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 20:57:00 -0700

No, Margaret…I think that thing really IS you. No, listen, listen, hear me out - whatever you’re seeing when you look at that monster right now, I’m seeing a very angry, very sad little girl who was betrayed by her parents and now has to make everyone as miserable as she is.

I’ve been trying to figure out why we were brought to Silent Hill, and why so many people at the same time. I thought maybe the Entity had returned, because the Entity was the only thing I could think of with the power to do that. But Margaret, it’s you. Your power is so great that’s it’s caused your memories of your tragic past to spiral out of control, and it’s affecting the whole town, and everyone in it! Look around - everyone is responding to the monster differently! But its true form is YOU - or at least, a representation of you, the part of you that can’t let go of the past.

Margaret, you’re the only one who can end this nightmare. You have the power.

Oof! Ugh…you are NOT my partner! Wait… Linkara looks over at Margaret, realization...

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 20:34:00 -0700

Oof! Ugh…you are NOT my partner!

Wait…

Linkara looks over at Margaret, realization dawning on his face.

Maybe you are…

Linkara leaps up, firing another blast at the not-margaret. He rushes to Margaret’s side.

askthemagicgungirl: asklinkara: What the hell? Margaret, are you seeing what I’m seeing? I’m not...

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 18:13:04 -0700

askthemagicgungirl:

asklinkara:

What the hell? Margaret, are you seeing what I’m seeing?

I’m not taking any chances, IT’S MORPHING TIME!

INTERNET REVIEWER!

Linkara has transformed into WHITE ZEO RANGER LINKARA!

You mean the Dolorem? Yeah, I see her! I’m working on it, trust me!

What are you talking about? Why would I lead you all to her on purpose?

I’d spend some time giving you the Dolorem’s full backstory, but right now I think we’re all kind of busy, so it can wait!

You — I hate you so much. You’re the one who’s lying! My parents deserved everything I did to them, everything!

Margaret used MAGIC BEAM! 50 Magic Points used (20 remaining)!

Delorem? That’s not -

Whoa!

Linkara attempts to dodge the light while pulling out his Dragon Dagger.

Take this!

Linkara plays the Dragon Dagger like a flute. Green energy comes blasting out of it at the not-margaret.